What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.